Cimicifugium Aladriel (and I may be misspelling his first name) is fascinated by the breeder girls across the street, as he should be. Bonus: these breeder girls like to hang around all night working out in the nude. Of course he is smitten.
But he knows he doesn't have the cash for a girl like that. Too bad I won't let him use the money cheat. Lucky for him I will let him be resourceful. He invades an old human ladies house where she's mourning her husband, recently killed by, OMG, green elves down at the park and the movie theatre!! But a man's gotta provide for his evil baby mama and his spawn.
And so he does, moving Artemisia Enedriel and his little one into a nice big house, right on the same block as mom and dad. Artemisia decided to redecorate the living room by setting it on fire. It has not yet succeeded.
